The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to be phone

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!