the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to see through glass

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!