the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to have a power.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to fart flames

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!