The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to be phone

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!