The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to think you have powers.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!