The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to see through glass

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!