The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to die at will.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!