The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!