The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power of love

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to troll people that are dead

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the power to have a power.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!