The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!