Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to only tell the truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!