The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to die at will.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to be phone

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power of exact change

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!