The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to exist

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!