The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power of exact change

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!