The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to bleed

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to eat waffles

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to have a power.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!