The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to see through bones.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!