The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of love

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to have a power.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!