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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to snore.

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The power to die at will.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be phone

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Find Waldo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!