The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!