The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to be a human

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to sweat soup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!