The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!