The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!