The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to bleed

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to have a power.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to become a carrot.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!