The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to bleed

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!