The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!