Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to fart in colour

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power of love

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!