Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of exact change

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!