The power to be -100% faster...

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to meme 20% harder

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to see through bones.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to have a black president

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power to not have power

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Th pwr t frgt vwls.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to poop out your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to make fish appear in pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!