The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to make elton john gay

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to only drink liquids

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to liquify yourself.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!