The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to send future you crazy

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be a human

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to snore.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to be phone

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!