The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power of love

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to only drink liquids

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!