The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to see the present.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!