The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to sleep

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to have no abilities.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!