The power to sleep

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to only drink liquids

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!