- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shower naked.

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

The power to move 7% faster.

The power to ride a bike

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to have the longest little finger

the power to not have power

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

the power to phaze through everything against your will

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

The power to fart in colour

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

how bout the power to shit bricks....

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! BOOOOOOM Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

Pointless Super Powers