The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    They censored 2 words. IDK why since this is HorseHead Networks for god's sake. The first word is pussy and the second is dick. The words are not that vulgar anyway.

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