The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!