the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to think.

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The power to make fish drown.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!