The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Ladder hands.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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Have sex but not feel it

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!