power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!