Dejavu

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!