The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to wink really fast.

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

The power to eat air with your lungs

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the ability to fly underwater.

The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

The power to give yourself cancer

The ability to shrink your penis

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The ability to survive without an apendix.

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!