The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to die in one second

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!