The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!