the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to be your self

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be powerless.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to write about power.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!