The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be a human

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Dejavu

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!