the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power spite flower

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to die at will

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!