The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!