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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.
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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?
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The power to take away your power.
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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)
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The power to state the obvious.
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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road
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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.
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Sorry. The power to square root -1.
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The power to always smell like cheep wine.
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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow
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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.
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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.
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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock
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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.
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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground
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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless
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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.
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The ability to be a successful troll.
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The power to make vegetables horny.
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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks
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The power to see through transparent objects.
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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!