- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die

the ability to turn into random hats

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

Sorry. The power to square root -1.

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

The ability to be a successful troll.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to liquify yourself.

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

Pointless Super Powers