The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!