The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to wink really fast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!