The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to take away your power.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!