The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the ability to see into the past

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!